Elmo Pays For His Crimes

On July 10th 2025, Elmo was detained by NYPD due to his warrant for gang affliation, and knife crime in the neighborhood of Sesame Street within the borough of Queens. He already faced charges for rackettering, kidnapping, bribery and extortion, but now was caught for killinghis co-star and local homeless man, Oscar the Grouch.

With the celebrity of Elmo, house Republicans have even gone as far to vow to bring the creature to El Salvador in an agreement with the foreign nation, to house the star within their prisons.

Elmo’s sentencing will play out over the coming weeks as more evidence is brought forward.