Our Sponsors
Jack Daniels
We started this partnership after seeing the bar fight outside a Wingstop at 3am. You will get 50% off if you use the coupon code (5pm.somewhere)
Denny’s
Now serving ciggerate buds in our hashbrowns, by a chef with an ankle monitor
Nerf Guns
Use your imagination to have your kids recreate events like…
“School Entrance Pat-Down”
“NRA Convention”
“Riot Control”
“Vietnam”
The Guy Selling Hermes Bags on the corner of Times Square
They’re real. Trust him.