Eric Trump’s Tylenol

In Trump’s latest bid to comment on the state of the American Health system, he stated “Tylenol may harm your child’s development,” to illustrate his point, he then pointed the camera at Eric Trump, who was seen playing with shapes and his TRUMP Official Colored Pencils in his coloring book. (patent pending)

When Eric was asked by a reporter if he felt singled out by his father, he stated “Even I know that Tylenol wasn’t the thing that messed me up.“

He then went back to asking his standard questions, like if he had quote “presidential penmanship.”

He was then lauded by the Department of Education for being quote “the ideal citizen”. He was then entered into the “Presidential Education Awards Program” —an award in which the federal government recognizes the highest achieving middle schoolers in America.

To get a closer look we interviewed other recipients, 5th grader, Timmy, from Raleigh NC Middle school, when asked his thoughts, the child said “It was normal until, he was laughing maniacally, on the swings.”

(seen here staring at the secret service for taking away his Ipad)