Eor The Democrat Donkey

After the continued decline of democrat participation and control in both urban and rural areas following President Trump’s crackdown on liberal cities, minority house leader Hakim Jefferies has announced to the American people that “Democrats need a new face, one of history as well as a rebranding.” He then expanded further by stating, “ And considering the situation our party finds itself in I am appointing the clinically depressed, childhood icon, Eor the donkey, as I believe he perfectly demonstrates our policy at this time.” In Response VD Vance called the move “inspiring” whilst Kristy Noem took aim at the mascot using a revolver during the unveiling.