Epstein File’s Existance

This week Donald Trump denies the existence of the ‘Epstein Files’. Whilst in the interview, he shreds papers with the names of himself, Bill Nye the Science Guy, Prince Andrew and Jake Paul.

When asked about the papers, the president responded by saying, “Don’t worry, this was the Diddy List.”

When the media inquired further, the president responded by states that “Don’t ask questions you don’t need the answers to.

The scared news correspondent shuttered and was promptly detained by the Secret Service.