TSA Policy Change Regarding Shoes

On July 8th, Homeland Security Secretary confirmed that airport security has had a massive change regarding it’s policy to shoes. The removal of shoes is no longer required when entering through airport security. This has led to many positive responses by travelers and flight crew alike, however some creepy TSA agents say quote. “They took away my favorite part,” while another touted “That ruins my job.” With the responses being as expressive as they are, some TSA agents have turned to rioting as a means of being heard, hoisting large signs stating “ What will be next, will they stop letting us take away their water?”