Even God Hates Messi

Following President of FIFA, Giovanni Infantino’s blatant favoritism to Messi throughout the knockout stages of the World Cup. Even God has had enough. Following the Argentina v England game last week, God has culled America by sending plagues to warn people to oppose Messi and the Argentine Team. First he spread Legionaries disease throughout New York. Next, He exposed the northeast to what the Rapture was like in the feature film, “THIS IS THE END” through hot weather and wildfire smoke. Finally, a plague affecting lettuce and other produce in the eastern United States. Since people still didn’t take the message, God shifted his wrath from the host nation toward the Argentine homeland. He also collapsed the Argentine economy, making the exchange rate for the Argentine peso around the same as a Fortnite V-Buck and 20 dollars of monopoly money for passing Go. If the world still won’t listen, God may ask Bukayo Saka to build an Arc with every animal.