The Fifth

When Dr.Anthony Fauci was tried in front of congress on July 29th 2026, the cost of saying “ I plead the fifth” has had an adverse effect on the medical professional. To supplement his further inquisition by government officials after his convicted purgery, the Doctor has trained a vaccinated parrot with a KN-95 mask to repeat the fifth amendment to all questions while flying arbitrarily 6 feet above Dr.Fauci. Now that Fauci has a parrot, he completed the hearing pirate attire with a face mask on one eye and a Purell dispenser as a hook.

*Parrot not in frame

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