Trump Eats Kale Salad CNN Calls It Unhealthy.

Last week, CNN uncovered, from an unbiased source, stating Trump ate a Kale salad in the Whitehouse. The average person would think nothing of this story, CNN decided to make it a ‘Breaking News’ segment on their nightly news agenda. In a statement by a bystander in Washington DC was informed about the news and said, “Why should I care?”This became the next news segment titled: Panic ensues over Trump’s health. This was then overanalyzed for 50 minutes by a Doctor who repeated the words, Its his heart its two sizes two small, without elaborating further.