Trump Kidnaps Greenlandic Puffin

(What Delta Force saw as a world leader)

This just in following the extradition of President Maduro of Venezuela, the United States foreign policy has aimed its sights on Greenland. In this bizarre game of real world RISK, Trump has remained steadfast on his aim to ‘secure’ Greenland from foreign influence. Following a similar train of thought from Maduro’s capture, the president had Delta Force capture the president of Greenland. Even while there is no ‘President of Greenland’ America’s bravest put a nike tech on a Puffin found in a Nuuk harbor to allow them to come home. The attack was led by Secretary of War, Peter Hegseth, stating that the Penguin will earn its freedom after it completes 100 sit ups.