Trump Tweets That Feel Real

I have seen the terrorist Al-gebra, your numbers and letters do not scare me.

I know you have issues with egg prices but our government has found the solution as Elon has started laying eggs.

I love the second ammendment, the right to bare arms, yet bears do not have arms they have paws. Your government is still finding a solution.

The Pope, may he rest in peace, was mean to me he said that I am not the chosen one, so I called JD to take the hit. We polluted his holy spirit. There is no God but me.

We tried cloning but always the first attempts are mistakes (Eric and Don Jr.) now we infused the DNA of an evergreen tree and we water baron twice a day in direct sunlight

Your President,

Donald J. Trump